Top 10 - Make your Movers Hate You

Moving is tough so be sure to make things even more difficult for your movers by doing the following 10 things.


1- Find the biggest box you can and fill it with textbooks. Make sure to fill it to the top.

2- Don't sweep your place for three months prior to your movers arrival.

3- Place your 4L Jug of bleach upside down in a box. Make sure you don't tighten the lid.

4- Don't mention that your sofa was hoisted into your home with a crane the last time. We have the ability to move walls and door frames using mind power.

5 - Make sure not to reserve an elevator. They love constant high pitched beeping and being crushed by metal doors.

6-  If it's very hot out do not offer your mover a glass of water. Doing this will risk quenching their thirst.

7 - Never use moving boxes. Pack your dishes + glasses in garbage bags. Nothing protects better than an ultra thin garbage bag.

8- Ask your mover if you can help carry items into the truck. When he says "No",  do it anyway.

9- Remember that heavy box from #1?  Do not use tape to close the bottom, that way 4 years of university literature will surely fall through the bottom.

10- If you are pleased with the service and everything was great, do not tip your movers. If you tip them they will feel appreciated.